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  Where is aunt Connie?

  by wannaexit in

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  with all this serious talk about aawa, i'm missing the good laughs i got from aunt connie.

  where did she go?.

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  She's probably still stewing about all the once-a-year attendees that crowded up her Kingdom Hall at the Memorial.

  Maybe she's planning her next diatribe. Can't wait to read what it will be.
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  BRITAIN - 23 April 2013 - Criminal Damage to Jehovah's Witness building in Felpham

  by jwleaks in

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  criminal damage to jehovah's witness building in felpham .

  23 april 2013. .

  police are appealing for witnesses after the jehovah's witness kingdom hall, flansham lane in felpham was subjected to religiously aggravated criminal damage overnight between thursday 11 april and friday 12 april.

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  The local dubs there are probably throwing a celebration/clean-up party:

  "See, we're being persecuted! Jehovah and his slave were right! This may be the start of the great tribulation! Yipeeeee!"
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  DO YOU ENJOY BEING GULLIBLE? Are you instead CYNICAL? What's the Dif?

  by Terry in

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  opinion is a matter of personal taste and preference.

  (vanilla ice cream and not pistachio).

  but, fact is not.

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  The gull believes everything.

  The cynic believes everything is evil.

  The skeptic reserves judgment until he is sure.
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  That's just your opinion

  by Terry in

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  we've all heard the saying, "everybody is entitled to their own opinion--but--not to their own facts.".

  we all have our own idea of what is tasteful, what is funny, what is fair and all that is called our opinion.. but, when a group of self-important men start demanding our loyalty because they represent god's truth---what prevents.

  us from saying politely, "well--that is just your opinion"?.

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  From "The Big Bang Theory":

  If you're not familiar with the comedy series, Sheldon is a theoretical physicist working at CalTech in Pasadena. Leonard is an applied physicist at CalTech and Sheldon's roommate.

  Sheldon [having gone back home to Texas over a job crisis] [speaking to Leonard]: "No, this is my home now. Thanks to you, my career is over, and I will spend the rest of my life here in Texas trying to teach evolution to creationists."

  Mrs Cooper [his hair-raisingly bigoted born-again mother]: "You watch your mouth, Shelly. Everyone’s entitled to their opinion."

  Sheldon: "Evolution isn’t an opinion. It’s fact."

  Mrs Cooper: "And THAT IS YOUR OPINION!"

  Sheldon [to Leonard]: "I forgive you. Let’s go home."

  Mrs Cooper [smiling, to Leonard]: "Don’t tell me prayer doesn’t work."
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  MEME CONTEST

  by Watchtower-Free in

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  for this picture from the watchtower.

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  That picture is why I don't like angels. They're greedy. Birds have wings but no arms. People have arms but no wings. Angels have to have both. Greedy.
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  Is it GOOD that God KILLS BABIES??? Help needed in debate

  by Bloody Hotdogs! in

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  [endif]hello all,.

  my wife and i are atheists, raised and living as jehovah's witnesses.

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  IMO, dubs are trained by the WTS to think that God's murdering babies is justified, because that allows dub parents to feel good about themselves when they allow their own children to die when a blood transfusion could have saved them.

  Man may not have been created in God's image, but dubs do a good job emulating him.
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  New light is Scientifically Accurate!! Here is the Proof!!

  by DATA-DOG in

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  wt 1981 12/1 pg.

  28 paragraph 9.. .

  " such adjustments might be said to follow a principle that has been said to govern the progress of scientific truth.

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  " But then in time it is seen to have certain flaws or weaknesses. So the tendency is to go to a proposition at the opposite extreme. "

  What dubs don't know about the scientific method is a lot. A bright 10th-grader would recognize this as crap.

  It reminds me of someone playing darts with a blind-fold. You missed? Try again!
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  I'M SERIOUS!!!! If you eat cupcakes you will die at the Big "A"

  by Gojira_101 in

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  i was just doing dishes not really thinking about anything in particular, and all of a sudden this experience came flooding back and i started crying.. a few years ago i went back to one of the states i lived in to see/visit my friends (before i learned ttatt, i was still a happy borg at this time).. the friends i were staying with had two young girls, one was 3rd grade and the other was preschool.

  so one day the father comes home after picking up the older girl (i think she was 7, 8...i'm not sure exactly this was several years ago) and she was all red and looked like she had been crying.

  i noticed she had some blue at the corner of her mouth.

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  wha happened: " they might as well save up to pay for their children's therapy "

  The dubs have that covered too. They discourage anyone from seeking mental health care. So that poor kid will be messed up for the rest of her life.

  This is exhibit "A" for taking a nice normal kid and turning her into a neurotic dub.

  Bastards.
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  Hold your horses!!! Human being's are getting Dumber says study.

  by jam in

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  now i understand what is happening to the wt.

  i understand why my grandparents , mom and dad was.

  more intelligent then i. lol.

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  Maybe Kurt Vonnegut was right -- In his novel "Galapagos," after a nuclear holocaust, the few surviving humans devolve into furry seal-like creatures that return to the sea to catch fish.
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  Anyone here believe in white magick?

  by diana netherton in

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  if so, does it work?

  i've been reading up on it and i am curious as to how it works.. .

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  Shirley: Is "white magick" different from "white magic" ?

  Wiccans often use the term "magick" to differentiate it from the "magic" of illusions performed by a magician.